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Airport security event

Customs Official : 'May I know your name?'
Passenger : 'Batman'
Customs Official : 'What's your name!?'
Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man'
Customs Official : 'Trying to be funny? What's your surname?'
Passenger : 'Super-man'
Customs Official : 'So you'r e telling me your name is Batman Superman?'
Passenger : 'Yes'
Customs Official : 'Arrest this guy...


When they had him in custody, he was asked to show his identification card:
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And also possibly the best name ever ...
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(must be the moustache)
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ahahaha
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Quality
"USP'd in the face from miles away Peter. You should be embarrassed." - Floodie 13/03/2012
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nice.. :lol:
proper geezer AVE IT init
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:lol:
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Thought you could just delete stuff you post, lol. unless thats an old FB ahaha.

Quality though either way, dumb bitch
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You can, she just didn't know how.
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skeletor wrote:You can, she just didn't know how.
how can you not see the word "delete" at the bottom of your post lol. Pillock
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The fact that she posted it on the wall in the first place should give it away.

Women, know your place.
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