What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
-Nothing, you already told her twice.
Why do women get married in white?
-So they match the kitchen appliances!
What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?
-made the chain too long.
How do you get a woman dizzy?
-Put her in a circular room and tell her to go to a corner.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
-You hit her.
sexist jokes :D
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