Been a while since anything was posted:
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Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised ?
They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off...
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A very drunk Irishman met a prostitute up a very dark alley.
He asks "How much for full sex"?
She says "€20"
"Okay feels like you have a lovely ass, done deal"
They get down to business and are moving along nicely.
Suddenly a policeman appears shining his torch at them.
"Whats going on here"? he asked.
"Oh nothing I am just having sex with my wife officer."
"I did not know she was your wife, Paddy" said the officer.
Paddy shouted back "Neither did I till you shone the fucking torch in her face"!
