this woman stopped me in the high street the other day and started telling me a joke... it had all the hallmarks of a decent joke, incestual rape, domestic abuse, tears and suffering.
but i didn't get the punchline......something about 2 pound a month?
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my wife burnt the pancakes last night...
they were that thin black and crispy i was waiting for bono to sing them a song!
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my Ex's star sign is cancer.... quite ironic really considering how she died.
killed by a giant crab
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what do you get when you insert human DNA into a baby goat?
banned from the petting zoo
Random jokes
Re: Random jokes
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...
If you live in Pakistan, you'll need a submarine!
If you live in Pakistan, you'll need a submarine!
