jimmy savile jokes

[sparksy]

bit diasapointed i have only heard 3 or 4 jokes so far.... here they are

"the vatican issued a statment saying jimmy savile was only 3 sexual assualts off getting his own parish...."

"saviles last wish was to have his ashes put into an etch-a-sketch... so kids could still fiddle with his knob..."

"police said a bunch of dislexic parents were arrested last night for beating the shit out of jimmy somerville.."

and my fave so far...... " Q : whats the last 4 words you DONT want to hear after sex ? A: owws about that then ...

[skeletor]

"With the Savile scandal in full swing, Rolf Harris has been arrested in a local Tesco's for playing Two Little Boys."

"Are you under 15? Have a rash near your genitals? Try Savile-on."

"Two new Jimmy Savile victims have come forward. Sooty and Sweep claim that Savile fingered and fisting them forcing them to join ITV."

I have been told others but I can't remember them.

[sparksy]

come on skell .. im sure photoshop could do justice to this pic...

[skeletor]