jackzor got jack'od

[Revolver]

No worries son. Cant txt you anymore cos if i sent everyone i got to you as well I would have spent about £20 already lol

[skeletor]

Ironic that Michael Jackson died at 7.35pm last night, where the big hand is touching the little hand

The BBC are saying he might still be alive, it's just not Black or White at the moment.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?
Disney Films can still touch little children

Melted down and brought back as a sports bottle so he can squirt his load into a young boys mouth one more time.

McDonalds will be paying their respect with a burger made in Michael's honour. It is listed as "mature beef inside two 5 year old buns" The McJackson Burger

When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farha thought for a minute and said "I wish for the children to be safe". God paused, smiled and then told her... "The children are safe... i just killed Michael Jackson

Quite freaky that he was pronnounced dead at 2:26, what with 2 to 6 being his favourite age group

Jockeys at tomorrows race meetings will wear black arm bands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in history.

MJs death is down to food poisoning, apparently he ate some 10 year olds nuts

[skeletor]

The cause of Jackson's heart attack is thought to be when he found out that £2000 for a ten year old, is infact a car scrappage scheme.

[skeletor]

[joeb619]

HAHAHAHA. I LOL'ED!

[skeletor]

MJ's ghost has already been spotted in his local children's hospital. He's not been dead long and he's already putting the willies up kids...

MJ's death was due to a drug induced heart attack. They have found Class A in his kitchen, Class B in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom...

Lastest news from the LA coroner is that he actually died from Skin cancer,but dont blame it on the sunshine.

[sparksy]

fookin hell you lot are quick....

mind you i must have heard 10 jokes by 9 am this morning..

so heres a couple...

micheal jackson died yesterday falling over a pram..
police aint blaming it on the sunshine
they aint blaming it on the moonlight
they aint blaming it on the good times

their blammin it on the buggy ....



after first reports of jacko dieing of heart failure at home were found wrong
it appears he infact died of a stroke in the childrens ward..


jacko had a heart attack yesterday after hearing "boys to men" were a pop group and not a delivery service....

cant remeber the rest.. you lot got most of em already....

[skeletor]

I was surprised you weren't first mr sparkes, normally pretty quick with the jokes.

[sparksy]

ahh stuck at work... no pc in the hell hole im afraid...