"the vatican issued a statment saying jimmy savile was only 3 sexual assualts off getting his own parish...."

"saviles last wish was to have his ashes put into an etch-a-sketch... so kids could still fiddle with his knob..."

"police said a bunch of dislexic parents were arrested last night for beating the shit out of jimmy somerville.."

and my fave so far...... " Q : whats the last 4 words you DONT want to hear after sex ? A: owws about that then ...
