Owned!!!!!

[Forest]

THIS IS SOOO WRONG!!!!




A couple were invited to a swanky family masked
fancy dress
> Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and
told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted
husband, protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed
and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not
going.



> So he took his costume and away he went. The wife,
after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was
still early, decided to
go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun
by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was! not with
him.

> So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing
with every nice 'chick' he could and copping a little feel
here and a little kiss there.
> His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive
babe herself, he
> left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time
to her.

> She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since
he was her husband.
> After more drinks he finally he whispered a little
proposition in
> her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the
cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the
costume away and
> She was sitting up reading when he came in,
> so she asked what kind of time he had.
> 'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance
much?'

> He replied, 'I'll tell you, I never even
danced one dance. When I
> got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys,
so we went into the
> spare room and played poker all evening.'

> 'You must have looked really silly wearing that
costume playing poker all night!' she said with unashamed
sarcasm. To which the husband
> replied,
> 'Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
> apparently he had the time of his life.'

[skeletor]

ROFL