Barry the hen

[skeletor]

Barry came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as

he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed

wearing a long flowing white Robe.

'Who the hell are you?' demanded Barry, 'and what are you doing in my

bedroom?'

The mysterious man answered 'This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter.'

Barry was stunned 'You mean I'm dead!?!! That can't be, I have so much

to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family. . . you've got to send

me back straight away.'

St Peter replied 'Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We

can only send you back as a dog or a hen.'

Barry was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his

house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was

covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.

'This ain't so bad' he thought until he felt this strange feeling

welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said 'So you're the new hen, how

are you enjoying your first day here?'

'It's not so bad' replies Barry, 'but I have this strange feeling inside

like I'm about to explode.'

'You're ovulating' explained the rooster, 'don't tell me you've never

laid an egg before?'

' Nev er!' replies Barry.

'Well just relax and let it happen'

So he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out

from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his

emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the

first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was

overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best

thing that ever happened to him . . . Ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he

felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife

shouting...

'Barry, wake up you drunk wanker, you've shat the bed.

[BlacKBlazE]

Lmao...

[Forest]

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