Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today.
I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon..........you got nice house.