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Best song lyrics ever? xD

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Four Legged Whore


Torsofuck
Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy



Few days ago I bought a cat
It is so cute, I want to fuck it hard
Walking on four legs, shaking that little ass
Dirty fucking slut who deserves to suffer
I place my cock in the center of its asshole
Hard push, damn its tight but feels so good
I fuck like a rabbid, cat screams in agony
Faster and faster, cat is unconscious
I cut off its tail and shove it up my ass
Innards ripped out, head cut off, cat is fucked up
Squirting my sperm allover the mess
Tomorrow I'm gonna buy a dog
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Hahahahahahahaha. Man I nearly got sacked because I laughed so much on the phone while talking to some gimp from Cork :lol:
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aha sorry man :P
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Dying fetus?
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nah it's album and band name at top

Torsofuck, they have loads of mad songs like
raped by elephants
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BlacKBlazE wrote:nah it's album and band name at top
Oh right. Thought your tourettes had kicked in.

But are they a really shit bad with funny lyrics like Anal Cunt?
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Umm more or less if you like brutal drumming and guitar solo' with death grunts then
it's not too bad.
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are they like a chav rap posses black???? init :mrgreen:
proper geezer AVE IT init
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sparksy wrote:are they like a chav rap posses black???? init :mrgreen:
Hmm no, i don't think so.
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