jackzor got jack'od

[S P O R K]

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August.

They just read Michael Jackson's will publically. He wants to be cremated, and have his ashes molded into a Playstation 3 so the children of the world can continue to play with him!!


why did michael jackson go into cardiac arrest?
Because he heard all the little boys' pants at Macy's were half-off.




Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin came to stay over for the weekend.

[joeb619]

Michael has requested that his ashes be placed in an Etch-A-Sketch so children can still play with

maddy mccann can come out of hiding now micheal jackson is dead

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sheesh guys common, show some respect for the dead...

[Revolver]

The doctors wre trying their best to revive him singing "We wanna be starting something"

Uri Geller killed him with a spoon, you heard it hear first folks.

He's actually alive he was just perfecting the new thriller costume for his tour.




So, Michael Jacksons dead... Oh well, it's no skin of my nose...

[Revolver]

It turns out Michael Jackson died from food poisoning after he ate an 8 year old sausage.

[skeletor]

Sorry spam, but ....

[Revolver]

First thoughts were that MJ would be melted down into plastic bags but it was decided he would still be a danger to kids. Lego blocks are the new favourite.

[skeletor]

First thoughts were that MJ would be melted down into plastic bags but it was decided he would still be a danger to kids. Lego blocks are the new favourite.

[Forest]

No credit to text ya back last night rev, but I was crying laughing at the messages. The second his heart stopped you must have text me ha.
Poor chap still in debt.

[Forest]

Guess his heart couldn't beat it.