7 most important men in a womans life.

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reflex
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7 most important men in a womans life.

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1. The Doctor - who tells her to 'take all her clothes off'
2. The Dentist - who tells her to 'open wide'
3. The Milkman - who asks her 'do you want it in the front or the back?'
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her 'do you want teased or blown?'
5. The Interior designer - who assures her 'once its inside you'll LOVE it!'
6. The Banker - who insists to her 'if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest'
7. The Primal Hunter - always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her 'keep quiet and lie still'

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