anyway i tried lobster on hols ... always wanted to pick a live one out of a tank and eat the cunt...
so bloke picks out two..and goes back and weighs them..... 400 cock ends he said it would cost.... well euros, thats like 380 quid

so i had one between me and my oldest devil spawn...bill came to 245 euros



and the worst thing was.... its shite like a really big tough as fuck prawn... and you have to snap all the legs off and poke bits out and stuff...absolute crap it was....
then i fing out you can try it hear for about 20 notes.... the med has a real lack of them in the sea.. thats why its so dear

pics to follow of ..fat brit on holiday