Sorry if some offend ppl Two dyslexics in a roomOne said to the other one “Can you smell gas”The other one said “Smell gas I cannot even smell my name”
I used to be embarrassed when we were out when my wife kept calling me herfavourite nick names like Snuggle Bear and Cutie Pie.She has stopped now that I started to call her using hers when we were out.Got to go now, Bucket c*** has just put my tea out.
What’s the difference between Kangaroo and a Kangaroot.Ones an Australian animal the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift
Caster Semenya the South African runner’s mother was outraged that that shewould have to take a Gender Test, she said that it was a real kick in the balls to her daughter.
Jim and Jeff a pair of Siamese twins were in a bar and told the Barman thatthey were going on holiday once again to the UK as it was their favourite place.The barman asked if it was the Royal Family that they liked. No said Jimit’s the only time that Jeff can drive the f****** car
It’s the School holidays I have joined in a water fight with Paki kids upthe street, soon as the kettle boils I’ll be our there.
A Charity bag has been put through the door for clothes for Africa.I think that they are taking the piss. If an African can fit in my clothes believe me he isn’t f***** starving.
