Did you here about the two gay truckers?
they exchanged loads.
How do you get a gay blind man off?
leave the plunger in the toilet.
Who makes more money a prostitute or a drug dealer?
a prostitute cause she can wash her crack and sell it again .
Read this next one aloud otherwise you wont find it funny .
A boy comes home from school one day and hears his parents arguing ,
the mum calls the dad a bastard and says that he has a crooked dick ,
the dad calls her a bitch and says she has floppy tits.
later on the boy asks them each in turn what they mean...
"whats a bitch? "its a person." "whats floppy tits? "its a coat."
so the boy goes to his mother next.
whats a bastard? its a person. whats a crooked dick its a hat.
later on the dad cuts himself shaving and yells shit.
the boy asks whats shit? its shaving cream.
he heres his mother yell fuck as she is stuffing the turkey
so the boy asks what fuck means.stuffing the turkey the mother says.
so later on the boys gran and grandad turn up at the door and he answers.....
hi bitch and bastard pass me your crooked dick and floppy tits mums in the kitchen fucking the turkey and dads upstairs whiping shit on his face.
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Re: random jokes
That last one has changed a lot from when I heard it.
It was a boy and his dad were coming home from football and a police officer pulled them over for speeding, as the officer walked away the dad said "wanker", the little boy asked what wanker meant and he said policeman.
All the same sort of shit happens, brothers upstairs shaving his cock, mums in the kitchen fucking a turkey and there was something about a sister in the livingroom but can't remember it.
It was a boy and his dad were coming home from football and a police officer pulled them over for speeding, as the officer walked away the dad said "wanker", the little boy asked what wanker meant and he said policeman.
All the same sort of shit happens, brothers upstairs shaving his cock, mums in the kitchen fucking a turkey and there was something about a sister in the livingroom but can't remember it.