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a genie is released from a lamp and grants a wish to 3 people.
an irishman
a paki
and a englishman

the irishman says" i wish all the land in ireland is forver furtile".... the genie waves his hand and it comes true..

the paki says " i wish all muslim countrys had a wall around them so no western infedels can enter them".. again the genie waves his hand and the wall is built

the englishman says" tell me about this wall.." the genie replys.. "its 500ft hight..500ft thick.. and nothing can in or out of it"

the englishman pulls out a cigar.. lights it and says" now fill the cunt with water" :mrgreen:
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:lol:
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hahahaha nice
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But don't tell that to Ignite...
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skeletor wrote:But don't tell that to Ignite...
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That is an old school joke lol. When did this show its ugly head again?
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guy at work showed it me yesteday..
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