Fairytale wedding - NWS

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skeletor
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Fairytale wedding - NWS

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You have just walked out of the church after your delightful wedding ceremony and on the church steps, both your families are applauding you with a hundred friends gathered around.

The photographer raises his camera and following your family's tradition, both of you are holding beautiful live white doves which you will release together.

Bride and groom stand happily shoulder to shoulder with a dove gently held in both hands as everyone eagerly awaits the climax of your marriage vows.

The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky and release the doves as a symbol of your eternal love.


Not a dry eye anywhere, such a moving sight, the camera flashes and the moment is captured for all eternity..............

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Wedding Gown £2,500.
Photographer £2,000.
Vintage Rolls Royce £1,000.
Having 'the twins' pop out and say CHEESE
in front of your family and friends ...
PRICELESS
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Now thats unfortunate
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Hmmm, she has annoying tits...
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PooNTaNG wrote:Hmmm, she has annoying tits...
Lmao :lol: :lol:
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