A woman was sitting alone at a bar while her husband had gone to the toilet. A grotty looking pervert of a man came over and whispered something in her ear, she was disgusted and started shouting of her husband.
Her husband come running from the toilets, a man mountain of a guy about 6ft high and twice as wide. "What's wrong love" he asks his wife. "This man has just whispered something disgusting in my ear and I want you to rip his arm off and beat him to death with the soggy end"
Red faced the big guy rips off his coat to show his bulging muscles, maddened with rage he was just about to carry out his wifes request when he turned to her and asked "Before I kill this guy, just what is it he said that was so bad"
She looks him in the eye and replies "he said he wants to tip me upside down and fill my c*nt full off beer and drink it all out"
The big guy puts his coat back on and says "F*ck that, I ain't fighting any man who can drink that much beer"
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Re: Pervert
Sorry Skel, too much writing for a crap punch line that time 
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