Just bought a great game for the PS3, its about this guy who drives around full of drugs shaggin whores, it involves violence, car crashes and evading the police. Its called Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011
a blonde goes to the bar to get drinks for her & her mates, bar man asks if she would like a tray. She says "don't you think I have enough to carry!"
Apple have recalled the prototype of their new model of the iPod for children, after it was pointed out that iTouch Kids was probably not the best product name!
Two WPC's are out on foot patrol with their alsation & one says "I'm getting a bit cold & I've left me knickers back at the station." The other one says "use the dog, give him a sniff of your fanny & he'll fetch them for you".
So she lets the dog have a sniff & he runs off back to the nick. Two hours later the dog returns with 2 truncheons & the sergeants **** in his mouth...
I've quit my job in the helium factory.
I'm not going to be spoken too in that tone of voice!
Just wasted £25! Bought Tiger Woods DVD - "My favourite 18 holes"
Turns out it's about golf
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Love em, some of them have gone out en masse text
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