Some offensive jokes

[skeletor]

That Oil of Olay is load of sh*t. I smeared it all over my Pakistani neighbours house & he still lives there.

Anti-Asian cream my arse!

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How can you tell when scousers have moved into your street?

The local black family get car insurance

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Just got thrown out the local mosque. I was stood there during prayers... and... well... I couldn't help myself... but I just fooking love leapfrog!

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Kate Price bought Harvey a vuvuzela, she makes him play it in the garden so he can water the flowers at the same time!

[skeletor]

I can't be the only person who's seen a Pakistani asleep on a train with a little red dot on the forehead & thought "fook me, it's on standby!"

[skeletor]

earlier on today I saw a little African child at the side of the road eating grass. I stopped & said to him "don't eat that, come home with me"

the child replied "I have 3 brothers & a sister, can they come too?"

to which I replied "fook off, it's only a small lawn..."

[BlacKBlazE]

rofl