Why women are like poorly coded software

[skeletor]

#1 you cant change their priority - they have the belief they should always come first.

#2 resource conflicts - they always spend your money without asking

#3 No Multi-threading - Women never want to work in pairs, they have major coflicts if you try and run two women at once.

#4 Absurd memory requirements - Just forget her birthday once. I dare you.

#5 large amounts of wasted space - remove any of her 'optional accesories' from her storage area, and see how long before she BSOD's.

[BlacKBlazE]

Lmfao so true

[vambo]

#6 Fail to operate correctly when speed tweaked

[sparksy]

tut tut skell wrote........beleif


its not only me with a dislexic key board then

[skeletor]

I copied and pasted from another website.

[sparksy]

but never spotted it tut tut

[skeletor]

Because I am too intelligent to spot it.

There has been a scientific study that has shown the human brain can read the words properly if the first and last letters are correct and the rest of the word is jumbled.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.