will my child become the a hoodie ??

[sparksy]

my kids were treated to a trip to the park on sat with their aunty sue giving me chance to prepare for a bbq we were having. After playing on the swings/slides ect my 3 year old child tate asks aunt sue...
q "can i have an ice cream
a "no ive brought no money sry tate"
q " but i really need a ice cream..please aunty sue"
a " i know but ive got no money sweetheart"
q (pointing at two complete strangers) "they will have money ask them.."
a "i cant i dont know them tate"
q "ill ask then"
a "no tate you wouldnt go up to strangers would you??"
q "but they would get money"
a " but you must never go up to strangers "
pause
q "why dont we just hit the ice cream man....

this is worrying for 3year old

[skeletor]

What have you done to him sparksy?

Get the leather belt out!!

No more hoodies.

[PooNTaNG]

Is there italian blood in your family sparx, if so maybe "hit" could mean more than you think. If you dont nip this in the bud soon your 3 year old could start and lead the new ice cream van turf wars and become don tateleoni of your manor.... Be carefull man, thats all im gonna say....

[sparksy]

belive it or not my wife is half jock half italian. my lad also looks a bit like looca-bratsi out of the godfather, he will have a mono brow and jet black thick hair. hes already built like a brick shithouse and has a hairy back... plenty of testosterone . maybe he will run the neiborhood and buy me a villa in sicilly

[BlacKBlazE]

Lmao