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gorilla and the paddy

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A zookeeper says to paddy;

"the female gorilla is in heat and we need someone to shag her, would you consider doing it for £500?"

Paddy says "I will, on 3 conditions,

firstly; i wont kiss her,

secondly; my family will never find out, &

thirdly; i'll need a couple of weeks to get the money together!
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hahah
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LOL :lol:
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