Irish Border Control

[skeletor]

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."
The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

[Oglaigh]

LoL

However the border is set to close again...not for terrorism issues, but to keep illeagal imigrants out, bet you Brits wish you had thought of this one earlier

http://travel.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif ... 733487.ece

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[Forest]

I'd love to get skulled outta it wiv hundreds of English,

Wont be able to stand the accent and would end up knocking the bollox outta all of you's

[BlacKBlazE]

pfft thats a lie and you know it, everyone loves us.

[Forest]

Your clearly on drugs

[BlacKBlazE]

Everybody knows that

[sparksy]

we aint got ilegal imigrants, the gov just let any fucker in and throw wedge at them

[Oglaigh]

Potatoe or the wooden kind ?

[skeletor]

Both. They have to try and catch the potato wedges.