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i think they should do it here as a mateer of course .. any dog found off a lead or pooing in my street should be thrown into a deep well/ without water in it :evil:
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I think you will love a film called Seed. Serial killer gets a mouse, starves it, gets eaten by maggots. Then he gets a dog, starves it, gets eaten by maggots. Then he gets a baby, starves it, gets eaten by maggots. Then he gets a women, starves her, gets eaten by maggots. Gets caught by police, they put him in the electric chair, survives the first jolt, survives the second jolt. If you survive the 3rd you can go free. So they lie and say he is dead after the second and bury him alive.

But he comes out the coffin and takes revenge on those involved in burying him and kills everyone. Film ends with him still out there with everyone else dead.
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haha the film sounds good :D
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saw a rapidshare link to the most hidious movie ever aparently last night cant remeber the name now, its 4 girls first one eats something and then does a poo, second girl then eats the poo and does a poo herself and it caries on, sounds hidious.
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Look on the net for 2 girls 1 cup. Sounds very similar if not the same.
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ahh that was quoted in this forum as it goes, im not going to watch plop eating anyway eghhh
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skeletor wrote:They put him in the electric chair, survives the first jolt, survives the second jolt. If you survive the 3rd you can go free.
Is that true? (yes im boredtrawling old posts lol)
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Revolver wrote:
skeletor wrote:They put him in the electric chair, survives the first jolt, survives the second jolt. If you survive the 3rd you can go free.
Is that true? (yes im boredtrawling old posts lol)
Don't think so, was entirely set up for the film to work I believe.

As I understand it, if you are sentanced to death, you will be killed, end of. If it is by lethal injections you will keep on getting injected until you die.
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skeletor wrote:Don't think so, was entirely set up for the film to work I believe.

As I understand it, if you are sentanced to death, you will be killed, end of. If it is by lethal injections you will keep on getting injected until you die.
Didn;t think it made much sense lol. You can;t sentence someone to death and then say "He's a resilient little bastard i'll give him that. Ah fuck it, let him go....."
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