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FUCKING TWATS

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some fucking cunt has knocked my wing mirror off my car.

police won't do anything.

only good thing is I have fully comp insurance with no excess. :evil:

If I find out who it is they are going to fucking die. :x
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Whilst you were parked up or whilst you were speeding?
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i get it lots and scratches down the side, thats why i actualy bought the hairy mask i own cos if i hear them doing it that and my 14 telescopoic metal cosh comes out and its SUPRISE for the little hoodies. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: trouble is i never ever hear the fuckers. get a little camara of ebay size of match box put it in the car it will transmit signal back to house, then you know who it is. tell police or follow them and kick there door in and put an axe in there hd television and shout " how do you fucking like it you motherfucker" then get your chainsaw out...... im ranting again ....calm....calm................................... :twisted: ive got some tips for using piano wire as well if you need them.........................
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Sparks goto your happy place mate, rub your temples think of dolphins........dolphins......pointy nosed mother fuckers.......THE NEXT FUCKING DOLPHIN I SEE IM GONNA RAPE IT KILL IT AND EAT IT, COCKY WANKERS WITH THERE SMUG SHAGGING FACE ILL LIKE TO.......er.....yeah be calm and relax.... dont think of dol-FUCKING PHINS .....arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Hm....unlucky skel :|
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dolphins, yummy........
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If i deleted my post now how fucking mental would you look sparks :D
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Leave the poor dophin alone what did
he ever do to you :twisted:
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I will ram a dolphin up the twats arse that touched my car.

It must of happened while I was asleep and am extremely pissed off.

Police said they could do fuck all, at least the woman at the insurers was quick about it rather than wasting my money. I don't have to pay a penny :D
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you will be paying lots off penny cos they will just put up your preimium next year so swap companys
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