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Copied from another forum about people saying about some stupid mistakes they had made.

another one and this one was painfull, I am a heating engineer and as such have to work in other peoples house, anyway I hate using anyone elses toilet but when nature calls you have to go, The lady had popped out so I used her loo done the deed and horror no loo paper ooh christ I thought I admit I did eye up the flannel on the basin but thought better of it franticly looking for loo paper saw a pack of wet wipes on top shelf of the bathroom cabinet oh joy what a result pulled out a few and proceeded to 'clean up' I then got this extreme burning sensation from my ring which got worse when I checked the wipes they where DOMESTOS BLEACH WIPES so theres me tears in my eyes bum hanging over basin splashing cold water on my ring. Moral to this story look before you wipe.

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lol retard