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The other day my wife and I went into a shop.

We were only in there for about 5 minutes.

When we came out, there was a Garda writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, ' Ah Jaysus, c ome on Guard , how about giving a
S enior C itizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket so I called him a
Nazi arsehole .

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn tyres.

So my wife then called him a fu**ing Culchie shithead.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with
the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by DART

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's important at our age ...
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:lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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hahaha
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lool
proper geezer AVE IT init
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You shouldn't of posted this. Sparksy will probably try it. If you do, do it to a chavs car :lol:
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:lol: Him and PoOn holding hands and giving out shit to Police, awwwwww
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