hahyah not really a joke...

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hahyah not really a joke...

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but I managed to say "Kaffer Proof" to a customer today.... LOL
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Good call, if im bored i try to sneak the odd cunt or face fucker into conversations with customers. Do it quick and dont stop, watch in amusement as there brain tries to backtrack through the convo....did he say cunt then...
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PooNTaNG wrote:Good call, if im bored i try to sneak the odd cunt or face fucker into conversations with customers. Do it quick and dont stop, watch in amusement as there brain tries to backtrack through the convo....did he say cunt then...
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PooNTaNG wrote:Good call, if im bored i try to sneak the odd cunt or face fucker into conversations with customers. Do it quick and dont stop, watch in amusement as there brain tries to backtrack through the convo....did he say cunt then...
Please give an example sentence of that lol
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Ook bearing in mind what i do for a living, cash handling, atms's change machines etc etc

"so this is where you put the £1 coins this the 10p cunts and here the 5p coins, dont mix them up whatever you do as it will cause a jam, ok"

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hahaha
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me and a guy i used to work with used to see how many blattantly racist things we could say.. undercover like with a room full of polskis and this african lad.. was good fun.... and slightly waving your hand over you left cheek to indicate a shade of skin was also fun ( like in the office prog) but the polskis kind of started learning english so we had to just call them names then........ the african was probably well aware of the chimp jokes we were firing at him... he was very intelligent... ended up having two names... and was swerving his national insurance..... he disapeared when they came to find him one day.... probably bought the whole village back home ..3 wifes.. and a new zebra tail to wack the flies with .... :lol:
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