At The Bar
At The Bar
A little guy is sat at the bar when out of nowhere a bloke punches him in the face and says "Thats kung fu from China." 5 mins later he hit's him on the back of the neck "Thats karate from Korea" The little guy gets up and leaves. A short time later the little guy comes back and Knocks the guy out cold and say's to the...... barman "When that c*nt comes round tell him that was a f*ckin shovel from B&Q.!!