Oranges
Oranges
Susie is a prostitute who doesn't want her gran to know. One day police raid the brothel and line all the girls outside. Susie's gran walks past and sees her. Quick thinking Susie tells her it's a queue for free oranges, so her gran joins the queue. When the Police get to Susie's gran, they are surprised and ask her "how do you do it at your age?" She replies "I take my teeth out and peel back the skin and suck em until they're dry"