Bellamy to Cardiff

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Complete joke. As much of a twat he is, he is still a great footballer and to have someone like him being paid £100,000 a week to play in the Championship for a club who were extremely close to a winding up order from the HMRC for their £1.9m debt and still owe money to other clubs such as Motherwell who haven't received a penny from Cardiff since January.

Palace weren't allowed to buy or even loan anyone until we had sorted out our money issues, when we did get money in from player sales, the FA held on to the money.

Hope Cardiff get destroyed every week, really hate the cunts especially Chopra.

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I was going to make a thread about this but didn't want to upset you lol.

When we got promoted in 2000 or whatever year it was after being in administration, fair enough we didn't get docked points, the rule wasn't there back then but we couldn't buy or loan anyone all year. We had the same squad from start to finish.

I said to my dad, does this mean now they're signing Milner that Barry or Shaun W-P will be loaned out to Doncaster?

IF he has taken a pay cut then fine, fair play to going back to his home town club. But we all know he hasn't so it shouldn't really be allowed. A real slap in the face to almost every club outside the PL. And even some in it like spurs. Redknapp wanted him there but Man City stopped it happening.

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Apparent Edgar Davids is coming to Palace.

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Lol just read this myself. Came here to post it but you beat me to it.
He was meant to sign for us last year and he turned it down. I really don't see what he would bring to you, and he had about as much charisma about him when he was on ITV's World Cup panel as Nigel Pearson in a post match interview. Which was never a lot.

Can't see him being beneficial to you at all. Talk about has been...

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We do need a defensive midfielder, but I am apprehensive having a 37 year old playing a pivotal role.

Although before we went in to administration last time Atilio Lombardo came to us from Juventus which was great to watch.

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I remember him, he was that bald guy. Didn't he play for Sampdoria or something like that?

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Palace could be signing edgar davids

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I remember him, he was that bald guy. Didn't he play for Sampdoria or something like that?

Yeah, club shop went mad with Lombardo wigs. He was extremely well respected at the club and became care-taker manager for a short time.

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CRAIG Bellamy has completed his loan move from Man City to Cardiff after tests confirmed him to be the Welshest man on the planet.

The Championship side had agreed to sign the tiny, agressive striker on condition his Welshness had not been diluted by time spent in cosmopolitan English cities like Manchester and Blackburn.

But tests found that Bellamy's blood sample contained an even higher level of Boyoclorians than Cerys Matthews, Charlotte Church and unusually-named BBC reporter Wyre Davies.

Bellamy said: "It's great to be back amongst people who won't blink an eye when I get angry for no reason and blame everybody else for my fictional problems.

"I look forward to getting them in a drunken headlock and stressing how much I love them while punching them in the face over and over again."

The striker will be officially unveiled to fans ahead of Saturday's match against Doncaster with the traditional Crmhylchmych ceremony.

Bellamy will be carried onto the pitch atop the shield of an ancient chieftan before eating a raw daffodil and screaming violent, groundless complaints into the face of an English tourist for eight minutes without repetition or vowels.

Cardiff manager, Dave Jones, said Bellamy would bring some local pride and unprovoked fury back to the team, adding: "vwvbu sffh wh fbfwyfnwd jbgyngf."

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Lol, very good.