Garaunteed to make you laugh

[Revolver]

Well i thought so.... I emailed it to some of you buy obviously i dont have everyone address so here it is again for those who didnt get it.




A woman freed a trapped frog, which would grant her 3 wishes upon being freed, and the frog said,

"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more of what you get!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her,

"You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."

The woman replied,

"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said,

"That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said,

"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,

"I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story (to this extent):

Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

ATTENTION FEMALE READERS: This is the end of the joke for you.

Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.







The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story:
Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS:
If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

[skeletor]

Ah Jim Bob over looked the Jokes section

[BlacKBlazE]

If it's a joke it's shit

[sparksy]

revolver wrote: "So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world"

whos KAZAM ??? ARE THEY A HAIRY??? or is that the loacal kebab shop??

[sparksy]

SPARKSYS MISSES WROTE : little twat

[PooNTaNG]

SPARKSYS MISSES WROTE : little twat

HA HA your garauntee was right, this post did make me laugh!

[Revolver]

lol im kinda late checkin up on this but obviously wasnt as funny as i thought lol.

and if i overlooked the jokes section, well, who looks in it?

and blaze, your really proving your point as a thick fatty arent ya!

blackblaze wrote
"duuhh..... i dont get it"

[skeletor]

You also spelt guarantee wrong

[BlacKBlazE]

lol im kinda late checkin up on this but obviously wasnt as funny as i thought lol.

and if i overlooked the jokes section, well, who looks in it?

and blaze, your really proving your point as a thick fatty arent ya!

blackblaze wrote
"duuhh..... i dont get it"

it's a shit joke, get over it you moany cunt.

[PooNTaNG]

You also spelt guarantee wrong

Wtf dont get me envolved cos of a typo!