Bernard Matthews Turkey Steaks

[skeletor]

Bernard Matthews has made their turkey steaks smaller

Now when I have turkey steaks I have half a steak less than I usually do. And the bastards haven't even dropped the price

[Slimboy]

wtf?!?!?

[skeletor]

Exactly what I thought when I got them out the packet.

[Slimboy]

lol you going to hospital this week?

[sparksy]

bernard matthews is englands version of hinrich himmer ( well skip the breeding jokes) he has also created another scare with bird flu this month sending the price of christmas turkey skyward. the fact that bernard matthews doesnt actualy use turkey in any of his products is widely overlooked and is the reason why he wears a tweed jacket and looks very smug on photos. his turkey steaks have probably got smaller because china have bought a shed load of soya protien this year ( like wood steel ect ) and this is the main ingredient in turkey steaks ( 70% soya/25%beak/5% asshole) read the label next time you get em out, look at the aditives......

[vambo]

pmsl they were my childhood favs aswell

[skeletor]

Do you know whats worse....Birdseye's Fish Fingers have shrunk too

[Slimboy]

anything else got smaller skel???

[skeletor]

My cock, it's fucking freezing, bring on summer

[sparksy]

o by the way its a total lie about what goes into turkey steaks