Chelsea aftershave

[BlacKBlazE]

Ok i don't know the full joke but i know more or less what it is.

Did you all hear that chelsea have just brought out a new aftershave, yeah they called it "The special one"

Made by you go boss

Meh, it doesn't seem funny anymore

[skeletor]

No....not at all.

This is a good Chelsea joke:

A bloke goes out on the pull, pulls a nice blonde and goes back to her place for some loving.
They are getting it on in the bedroom when she pulls down her jeans and opens her legs revealing two tattoos of footballers on the inside of her thighs.

She says "In case you didn't know I'm a Chelsea fan, if you can tell me who these players are you can fuck me"

"That's easy." the bloke says "The one on the left is Frank Lampard, the one on the right is Shevchenko, and the ugly fucker in the middle with the big lips and curly hair is Shaun Wright-Philips"

[BlacKBlazE]

triple post ftw?

[skeletor]

single post FTW!!

Keep my forums tidy.

[BlacKBlazE]

lol init. he still hasn't filled in a proper app for aop.

[Oglaigh]

I heard a Chelsea Joke that go's like this....

Dismorning a mans body was dragged from the River Thames under Westminister bridge. Police subsequently had to identify the body, and in the process they discovered that he was wearing a pair of high heels, had make up on, had a dildo up his ass, had a gimp mask on and was wearing a Chelsea football shirt. Police managed to identify him and to save the embrassment to his family.... They removed only the football shirt before returning the body.

[skeletor]

[BlacKBlazE]

haha nice one