Did you all hear that chelsea have just brought out a new aftershave, yeah they called it "The special one"
Made by you go boss

Meh, it doesn't seem funny anymore

A bloke goes out on the pull, pulls a nice blonde and goes back to her place for some loving.
They are getting it on in the bedroom when she pulls down her jeans and opens her legs revealing two tattoos of footballers on the inside of her thighs.
She says "In case you didn't know I'm a Chelsea fan, if you can tell me who these players are you can fuck me"
"That's easy." the bloke says "The one on the left is Frank Lampard, the one on the right is Shevchenko, and the ugly fucker in the middle with the big lips and curly hair is Shaun Wright-Philips"