Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
That son of a bitch
- BlacKBlazE
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Re: That son of a bitch
Jeremy Beadle was in such a rush to write his will..........
he wrote it in short hand.
he wrote it in short hand.
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Re: That son of a bitch
What do you call a chinese priest??
...... fuk'em young.
...... fuk'em young.
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Re: That son of a bitch
They pronounce is yung in chinaForest wrote:What do you call a chinese priest??
...... fuk'em young.
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Re: That son of a bitch
Police are investigating the possibility that Jeremy Beadle commited suicide.
A police spokesman said "Jeremy could have played a small hand in it"
A police spokesman said "Jeremy could have played a small hand in it"
"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is...poontang." - Animal Mother, Full Metal Jacket
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Re: That son of a bitch
Lol the jeremy beadle one's come out fast eh.
Mosted hated man in britan muwahahahahah
Mosted hated man in britan muwahahahahah
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Re: That son of a bitch
he was actually much loved, esp by children he was one of the uk's biggest celeb charity fundraisers. He raised hundreds of millions for all diffrent causes. Salute The Beadle i say!