That son of a bitch

[skeletor]

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

[BlacKBlazE]

haha

[Forest]

Rohypnol makes life easier

[Oglaigh]

Jeremy Beadle was in such a rush to write his will..........

he wrote it in short hand.

[Forest]

What do you call a chinese priest??

...... fuk'em young.

[BlacKBlazE]

What do you call a chinese priest??

...... fuk'em young.

They pronounce is yung in china

[PooNTaNG]

Police are investigating the possibility that Jeremy Beadle commited suicide.

A police spokesman said "Jeremy could have played a small hand in it"

[Forest]

PoOn touched me

[BlacKBlazE]

Lol the jeremy beadle one's come out fast eh.
Mosted hated man in britan muwahahahahah

[vambo]

he was actually much loved, esp by children he was one of the uk's biggest celeb charity fundraisers. He raised hundreds of millions for all diffrent causes. Salute The Beadle i say!